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FAIRBANKS: We're almost ready to execute my fabulous break-out plan! As soon as I gather exactly eleven people together, it will be the TIME of GO! Where will I get these extra people, you ask? The answer to that may surprise you! Remember when I was interviewing people to replace Cecania? The best of that bunch will join Fairbanks' Eleven! HARMONY: THOSE FREAKS? Couldn't we just pick people randomly off the street? Or from a mental hospit-- FAIRBANKS: NO! I spent HOURS talking to those freaks! I'm going to get some USE out of them or else! ROLL CALL! CAPTION: HARRY GUY, esq. "The Strong Man" HARRY: This's NUTS, but my wife's preggers again an' I need the cash! CAPTION: ROH-OHB "Tech Head" ROB: My name is ROB! I have got the NINTENDO REVOLUTION prototype... will that help us? CAPTION: OLD MAN SEEMBERG "Demolitions Dude" OLD MAN: I'm in, 'cause I've always DESPISED this country! You know the two-dollar bill? I INVENTED that! Dumb bastards in marketing FUBAR'd it! DEATH TO AMERICA! CAPTION: PIERCE NUDENGFEDER "Pain Expert/Least Popular" PIERCE: I'm just happy to be included here! What is it we're doing? CAPTION: REGINALD O. COUSINS "Director of Sexual Torture" COUSINS: I don't WANT this to turn into another ABU GHRAIB. That said, it is DOES, I am ALL FOR THAT. FAIRBANKS: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! WITH A LINE-UP OF ACTION HEROES LIKE THESE FIGHTING BY MY SIDE, THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT DOESN'T HAVE A CHANCE! HARMONY: I wish we could all LIVE inside FAIRBANKS'S MIND. It must be like constantly skipping through daisies... daisies made of CHOCOLATE!
