April 2, 2006

I guess he WAS right. Rock songs don't lie.
Posted By Chris Crosby at 11:09 PM
It's the new hit single from Fairbanks' favorite rock band, The Right Brothers!

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11 Comments:

Gee,doesn't Threat look all smug knowing Sawyer's gonna take a bull knife to his skin, douse him in rubbing alcohol, tear him open with a rib seperator, fill his chest cavity with lye and boiling oil, shove a pipe snake up his ass, clean out his gastric tract with 300 psi of cleaning chemicals, drill holes in his limbs with a cement drill, and cut off all his facial features. You know, for starters.

By Anonymous Ahab, at 7:33 AM  

I got a hit for you...


UPDATE THE CAST PAGE!!!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:08 AM  

Hell fucking yeah Bush was right... :P Not too bad a tune either... Sort of reminds me of "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel, the way that different events are listed and then the chorus is sung over and over... And he pronounced Sheehan's name correctly, which is surprising... A name which I, sadly, share. No direct relation that I know of...

And if rock songs aren't to be trusted for facts, I would hope you didn't support Greenday's "American Idiot" as a political statement...

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:04 PM  

ohhh my!!!! i just love how Threat just pops in on time to "it's me!!!!" ohhhhh yes it made me feel a 1ooo x better

By Anonymous Crystal, at 1:58 PM  

ha ha ha thats so funny. i agree with the song its just so hilarious.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:07 AM  

Please DON'T update the cast page.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:54 PM  

can we like, find out who keeps spamming the page with "UPDATE THE CAST PAGE" and KILL THEM?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:12 AM  

Only if the cast page is updated first.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:58 AM  

Whoa not political at all...... lol. Sawyer managed to drag some people from the trailer park and gave them some songs to sing.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:28 AM  

Do not listen to that anonymous fellow, if you update the cast page the terrorists will have won!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:41 PM  

No! By not updating the cast page, you don't fully excercise your freedom of speech, and because you hide Sawyer and Rondal and Jasmine, the terrorists will win, so in that regard you must...



UPDATE THE CAST PAGE!!!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:38 AM  

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