Umm, I don't really see any similarity. The only thing they have in common is that they both have glasses.
By , at 12:05 PM
Anonymous are you insane?! The rounded face, the glasses, the smile of a soup-utilizing killer... it's all there.
But Fairbanks can't sing, his voice is too high and annoying.
By , at 12:43 PM
Kevin doesn't have a tennis-ball shaped head. His is more like an egg. He has a very pointy chin.
By , at 2:18 PM
I want to punch him in the throat and steal his money.
By , at 5:03 PM
Chris,
It's just you.
By JeffreyAtW, at 7:08 PM
It's rather...eerie.
IS IT A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE?
...just curious.
By , at 11:26 PM
That's...kind of amusing ^^;
They may be similar, but fairbanks is less of a pushover.
UPDATE THE CAST PAGE!!!!!
By , at 10:01 AM
INDEED!
By , at 1:59 PM
Pah. Zachary should have won the Colorado audition! And then gone on to be president.
By , at 1:02 AM
The regulars at realiiity.com will love this one. BTW, does Something Awful also make fun of reality TV?
By , at 8:31 AM
I think people are asking for the wrong thing. Don't update the cast page, there isn't one. Please update the CHARACTERS page. Now you have no excuse.
Other than being lazy. Or just really apathetic.
By , at 1:31 PM
Wow, it's like they are... Identical. Which is the entire point of this page, so what I'm saying is so utterly redundant that it has beocme ridiculous.
But I mean... An orange shirt? Only someone who's just TRYING to be Fairbanks would wear an orange shirt. Fo' Shizzle.
By , at 5:03 PM
What do you mean love? Fairbanks is a retard, and everyone I know who reads this strip thinks he needs to be beaten more often, preferably in games of wits by Coleman, or by Father with a leather strap (Solve a lot of those deep-seated psychological problems real fast). While his ham-fisted attempts to parody current political events is mildly amusing, his constant superiority complex wears thin after a while. I'd much prefer him to be the depressed "I know I"m wrong but I'll try anyway" kind of pundit.
By , at 3:53 PM
But that's what Fairbanks is all about, he wouldn't be Fairbanks if he didn't think he was better than everyone except Bush and Jesus. :)
By , at 6:01 AM
well now I think I just need glasses cause I'm freakin seeing double! OMG
By , at 10:03 AM
seriously.. the triangle mouth.. the stupid hair line, orange shirt, thin rim glasses, long neck, retarded stare it's all there man...
By , at 10:05 AM
Nah, there's definitely a similarity O.O
By the way, if the dude's sister looks like Fairbanks' sister; DIBS :D
You know what this means?
Sore Thumbs movie! Let's start the casting call.
By , at 4:34 PM
My God......its all true!!!!!!
By , at 7:44 AM
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