February 14, 2006

A New Hope: "Cheney Shot First"
Posted By Chris Crosby at 1:00 PM
Because we can't stop making stupid T-Shirts based on weird items from the news, we are now taking pre-orders for "Cheney Shot First".

The "Adorable Cyclops Kitten" shirt has just shipped from the printer and will be winging its way to customers shortly.

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY! * 3 comments

3 Comments:

Why do you censor swearing yet have gratuitous blood shots?

Also, UPDATE THE CAST PAGE!!!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:00 PM  

Swearing is an affront to God but Jesus can bleed all over himself and it's A-OK.

By Blogger Chris, at 3:17 PM  

Yes! Sell more of this shit! This is the kind of thing that will bring even more attention to SORE THUMBS.

Also, I agree with the last anon on the subject of the fucking swearing; why sensor the shit in the fucking comic, but then allow it in the damned blogs below where any soppy cunt can say whatever he bloody well pleases?

Better still, why not add more gratuitous violence and nudity?

Oh, and how about a shirt with a picture of the 'dubya' standing in front of some Katrina images while shrugging his shoulders while saying "don't blame me, I just stood there"?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:24 PM  

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