January 8, 2006

We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives.
Posted By Chris Crosby at 7:30 PM
Read the Amazing Kreskin's startling and surely on-target future predictions for 2006!

One of my favorites: "Suicide will increase amongst Dentists." * 5 comments

5 Comments:

That is the most gobsmackingly inane list of "predictions" I've ever heard of.

I felt my IQ drop five points just by reading it!

By Anonymous Bruce J, at 11:59 AM  

Whew! Thanks for that link! I will be keeping my cell phone on from now on incase those aliens call!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:11 PM  

I imagine that Nostradamus had the same vibe going on, scrawling predictions in the margins of church guestbooks and waiting on confirmation of whichever ones worked out. No doubt why he was chase into an early grave (alive!).

By Anonymous Failure, at 11:56 PM  

Most of these seem to be pretty obvious, like the ones about television and movies. The dentist one is funny as Hell, but Seinfeld covered it a few years ago. The marketing of haunted hotels isn't far fetched with all of the horror/thriller stuff coming out of Hollywood lately. The political stuff is pretty obvious, too. I think he could be dead-on with the rest of it, though, especially as far as the war on terror goes. All in all, I think most of these are pretty likely.

I think there will be riots in the streets of Houston and surrounding Texas cities due to the infrastructure's inability to cope with the massive number Katrina refugees added to its own native population. Xenophobia and collective frustration will be major contributing factors as well.

John Kerry will be all but confirmed as the democratic frontman for their run at the White House in the next election.

This is more of a morbid one, and maybe one that could extend into late 2007. I believe that Dick Cheney will suffer a masive stroke and be forced to retire if it does not kill him. Could be Sharone from Israel, too... anyone wanna place a bet?

The Reps will be involved in at least two more major scandals before 2007, but none of them will serve any jail time.

The president will have another recreational mishap, most likely involving ice, skates, or both.

There will still be over 100,000 American troops in Iraq by around this time in 2007.

Yeah, that'll do.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:00 PM  

Yes, the 'unique, unheard of service' of the cinema double-feature.

Also, I'm pretty sure that Nostradamus never predicted that Europe's ruling elite would start bringing their pets to banquets and dropping the 'frozene watere shapeth into the likeness of a cube or what-have-thee' down each other's doublets.

By Blogger Hyosho, at 9:41 AM  

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