December 31, 2005

HAPPY 2006!
Posted By Chris Crosby at 10:37 PM
From all of us to all of you, happy new year! May you finally achieve all of your wildest dreams in 2006.

Unless your wildest dreams involve breaking the law. If so, GO KILL YOURSELF IN 2006! (I'm looking at YOU, creepy guy who reads SORE THUMBS from his prison cell and is planning an elaborate jewel heist when he gets out.)

I'm not very good at this sort of thing. * 4 comments

4 Comments:

Funny thing is, there probably is someone like that reading... I know lots of on-paper magazines get letters from prison, at least.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:46 AM  

Aww, but the jewel heist is the glamorous gentleman of crimes! Anyone who owns jewels is obviously rich enough that they can stand to lose them.

By Anonymous RGE, at 12:37 PM  

I don't want to have my jewels stolen. I especially don't want ex-cons thinking about them either.

By Anonymous Acid Rain, at 7:54 PM  

Jewels heists, illegally taking pretty stones. I guess in cromagnon man days wars were started over that kind of thing, so look how far our society has come!

By Anonymous Nosferatu, at 1:14 PM  

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