I'd like to make a comic, but i have doubts about how funny i'd be....i'm more of a snide comment kinda guy, not a comic book joke kinda guy. And since people make comics based on what they know, what the hell would i make? A guy who sits around on the net all day bitching about how a job doesn't fall in his lap, while downloading asian porn.
Try making a punchline to that situation....
Also, I love procrastinating, so it wouldn't be up on time most likely. Finish off with the fact that my art is about equal to that of a 12 year olds.....
~~Jiperly
By , at 10:05 PM
You won't need to make jokes, you would just need to apply your pre-pubescent drawing ability.
By , at 2:46 AM
Yeah, Chris clearly has writers looking for artists. Sounds like a "She's doing Felicity now" kind of situation (though obviously not Felicity). I'd like to send in some 3-d models, I'll work some up... but I wish I had an idea of what the genre would be. Do you want blobs or boobs?
Chris, can you post some summaries/examples of what kind of comics these people want to do? Just to give us artists an idea of what we're submitting for?
By , at 7:46 PM
Hi i am pubescent,
but anyways i would like to make comics i dont care if i get paid or not my problem is i have no artist. i already know what its going to be about.But my issue is this, Do i need a story?We have jokes and stuff but we lack an artist and a story.One of the reasons I dont want a story is because it draws from the humor.those of you who read megatokyo will know what i mean.Once funny now not so funny.Some people dig tht but if i wer to write a comic story wud not be included.
By Jacob Cooke, at 3:51 PM
Don't worry Jacob, good webcomics like Joe and Monkey and Yirmumah! have done pretty well without need of a story.
By , at 6:46 PM
I don't claim to be an expert on writing web comics, but there are two ways you can go about it:
1 - The smart and challenging method that requires a fully functionning brain - Have some sort of meaningful message and/or grand quest involved. It doesn't have to be funny all the time, but people do like a good laugh once in awhile...
2 - The cheap and lazy method that will always make you more money - Just use a lot of pop-culture references, make fun of Dubya, and if the art's half decent, throw in as much gratuitous nudity as possible.
By , at 10:39 AM
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