I can't even get interviewed to be a real bartender where I would only make in a month about half of what they probably paid you for that part. But, hey, kudos for getting paid to pretend to do a job; it's the American dream if I've ever heard it.
By , at 12:44 PM
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
By , at 2:15 AM
you pinkos suck
By , at 5:59 PM
Yeah, what's wrong with acting? You can't get an interview to work at a bar? Do you have any training or experience as a bartender?
By , at 11:36 PM
Has anyone noticed that this comic sort of wangs chung now?
By , at 11:37 PM
Acting? Well, with all of the crap going on in the world nowadays, we do need to be entertained, I guess. Getting paid to pretend to work? Hey, sort of sounds like politics to me...
- Infamous 370
By , at 6:52 AM
Yeah, what happened? It seems that starting a couple of weeks ago the comic really started sucking badly... The artwork is still good, but the plotline is about the worst writing I've seen since "Cop Rock"... Geez, pornos have more thought out dialogue than this crap...
I thought COP ROCK was pretty awesome.
By , at 3:52 PM
Again! From the TOP!
These pretzels are MAKING me Thirsty!!
By , at 3:16 AM
Man, what is that prezel line from... oh, right, from the episode of the simpsons, the flashback one they did for april fools. One of the funniest episodes even though it's a clip show... mmmm, chocolate...
By , at 5:22 AM
God, guys. You do realise OG doesn't exist purely to make you happy, right? Allow the guy to have a life.
But 'grats on the movie part. Sounds like it was rather fun.
By , at 4:32 PM
The plotline sucking? I swear I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. ST still is some of the funniest shit on this Internet (and many others as well)
By , at 3:56 AM
Since we've been talking about movies a bit, have you seen the shit movies that have come out in the last five years? If I pay theater prices for snacks, I expect a decent show, dammit! And if it does suck, then I expect to see the tragic and gruesome deaths of every main character at the end.
Movies sucking? Explain? For starters, every sequel has been done to death since no one seems to have any original ideas anymore. The spiral of shit sequels started with the last two Star Wars films and the second and third Matrix movies. With the possible exceptions of Shrek 2 and Spiderman 2, I can't remember the last good one I saw...
As for these so-called 'edge-of-your-seat' thrillers and horror movies... Well, am I the only one who laughed their ass off all the way through 'the Grudge'? Somehow a corpse with asthma and a bad shadow puppet just don't strike me as scary... Plus who can take 'Buffy' seriously as an actress anymore when her last memorable role involved fucking a limey vampire?
The next 'Scary Movie', stupid as they all were, is going to crucify that one... There are other examples, but all I can say is that the whole invisible evil thing in thriller/horror movies was probably at its peak when 'House on Haunted Hill' hit theaters awhile ago...
Look, my whole point is that while the latest plotline in this comic may be dragging on entirely too long, it's still better than a lot of other crap out there. I've seen far worse online and elsewhere in terms of art and plotline, so I'm not going to complain about the comic. Also, I hope 'just friends' turns out well and look forward to seeing OG's part in it...
Always assume nothing.
Always question everything.
Always believe in something,
just not me.
- Infamous 370
By , at 6:11 AM
"These pretzels are making me thirsty" may have been in Simpsons, but the first time I heard that line it was from Cosmo Kramer. During a Seinfeld episode it was his single line in a bar scene in a Woody Allen movie (I think). So, funny call, anonymous #1. ;)
By , at 9:28 AM
Good call with Seinfeld, I knew it was on that show too... maybe that isn't the exact line on the simpsons, because I think it may have been peanuts... I dunno.
By , at 9:11 PM
...Pressed peanut sweepings! Mmm...
Great news on the acting job! I'd kill to get a part in anything. And how dare you leave me in suspense all weekend.
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