October 1, 2004

Saturday Night Live Strategery

Posted By Chris Crosby at 7:34 PM

There's a new episode of SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE tomorrow. They're bound to do a sketch parodying the big first debate.

A lot of people have said that the hilarious and famous 2000 SNL debate sketch helped to Bush win the election. They made Gore look like a boring doofus and Bush look like a lovable doofus. They also made Gore look signifigantly shorter than Bush (as Darrell Hammond is to Will Farrell) even though they're both about the same height in real life.

Here's how they redeem themselves in this election... I assume Kerry will again be played by Seth Meyers, who I don't think is nearly as tall as Kerry. To make up for that, they need a NEW actor to play Bush. Who?

I suggest they cast a MIDGET. An ugly, constantly-blinking midget who has a lot of trouble speaking words. It would be perfect.

Do good, SNL. Do good. Ugly Midget Bush in '04.

* 19 comments

19 Comments:

AGREEEEEEDDD!!!!!1111

By Anonymous, at 9:14 PM

If only we got recent SNL episodes here in Oz... *sigh*

By Anonymous, at 11:17 PM

It's a good thing SNL sucks now so no one really watches anymore. *sigh*

By Anonymous, at 11:43 PM

I am disappointed to find that http://www.cecaniahatesamerica.com does not exist. Though I do not know why I care to admit that.

By Anonymous, at 2:47 AM

I am also oddly disappointed. Perhaps the site is currently down?

By Anonymous, at 10:12 PM

But if Bush was a midget, then I would have to vote for him, out of my undying love of midgets. God I love midgets so much.

By Anonymous, at 12:22 AM

I am so saddened! cecaniahatesamerica.com should, nay, must exist! It is in the nature of things!

By Anonymous, at 1:00 PM

Oh, and I thought they were both pretty doofuslike on SNL. Work hard, work weekends! Once I even came in on Sunday! Saddam Hussein, now there's a leader. He works weekends.

By Anonymous, at 1:01 PM

Funny.........I always thought that SNL skit made gore look smarter....

either way, both candidates this year (and in 2000) are dolt's, so were screwed.

By Anonymous, at 4:09 PM

You are correct, sir! ... Ever heard of that one website? Went something like johnkerryisaDUCKbagbutImvotingforhimanyway.com Replace the duck with that other thing, and it still probably isn't the real site adress.

By Anonymous, at 4:57 PM

God Damnit, you Filthy Michael Moore loving bastards are the reason your country is in the toilet,
Sure Bush is a fuck up, But he's not as much of a fuck up as you dick whores make him out to be.

You, along with Moore, should be hanged for treason, treason in my book includes speaking against the establishment.

I wonder what you'd be like running the country; You'd ride it into the ground on a big rainbow coloured dildo no doubt.

Whenever I read the blog I know that you need a giant right wing shove to get you Communists back on the straight-and-narrow;

Yes, you need a kicking from some skinheads.

By Anonymous, at 5:12 PM

Really? If one of us were indeed in the White House, would your misconception of treason then make you shut up about us? Or would you then be honor-bound to commit suicide after going on another rant such as this?

By Anonymous, at 10:39 PM

mmmm....rainbow colour flavour...

By HippidyHa, at 6:04 AM

actually, moore does come dangerously close to treason, but it would be deemed politics if he were touched, so its not worth the bother to get the liar. besides, he si living proof of there being psychos on both sides.

though i do think there is a sertain iraq war reporter who shoulda been tried, as making maps for saddam loyalists showing the locations of our troops is most definitelly treason. But he got away with it, and is still making oodles of money. Well, thats justice for you

Vote Lucifer Morningstar in 2004!! at least you know what your getting!

By Anonymous, at 7:17 PM

I can speak out against Bush all I like, because I'm not American! Ha ha ha! Except then he'll just invade my country and let marines bomb children and destroy museums.

By Anonymous, at 9:17 PM

ok, that was more than slightly out of line. I dont like bush, but you don't accuse people of doing these things on purpose. ITS A DAMN WAR!!! THERE ARE ALWAYS GOING TO BE CIVILIAN CASUALTIES!!!!!! I dont like it either, but its a fact.

Also, interesting fact, several of those cases were proved to be saddam loyalists purposely moving children into harms way to make the U.S. look bad. Really people, I ejoy bashing both sides, but if you would check your facts, i could actually do it evenly.

i am not a libral. I am not a conservitive. My opinios transend the political divide.

VOTE LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR IN 2004! AT LEAST YOUR SURE WHAT YOU ARE GETTING!!

By Anonymous, at 6:50 PM

I'm so tired of people saying "You don't know what you're getting with Kerry." I know the world can be a big scary place, but sometimes you need to pick a NEW option, you know, when the option you've picked before has ruined you.

I can be sure what we're getting with Bush, we're getting a selfish small-minded troll who is too afraid of appearing "weak" to ever think up nonviolent solutions to his problems and has convinced us into entering a military engagement we'll be stuck in for at least the next five years, despite being told that war in Iraq would degenerate into the situation it has, almost down to the letter. (New York Times, Sept 28. "Prewar Assessment on Iraq Saw Chance of Strong Divions")

Not to mention that this is a president who would back a constitutional amendment against gays... what's next, witches? BEWARE! TERRORISTS ARE USING HEXES AND POTIONS TO INJURE FREEDOM!

Kerry/Edwards: For A Less Ass-Backwards America.

By Anonymous, at 1:52 AM

to the random angry republican: telling me that I need a good kick from soem skinheads is not the say to get me to agree with you. in fact, it really just proves that republicans, assuming they're like you, are ignorant, and sometimes evil, beings.

to the people who wish the website existed: I'm totally with you on that.

to everyone who saw the second debate: did you SEE the lady in the background every time they were focusing on Bus? she was trying to control ehr laughter at some thngs, and at others you could almost hear the marge-simpson-esque grunt of displeasure.

By Anonymous, at 11:01 AM

I'm not a republican, I'm not Ignorant, I'm not even American, so I guess that answers Twat #1's question, no I wouldn't be honour bound to commit suicide because I'd be too busy being in a different country.

Additionally, judging all Republicans by the comments of a foreign nationalist who is sickened by the (what in his oppinion were) Treasonous rants of the ungreatful and unpatriotic blog posters is both biggoted and ignorant... hypocrite.

Unpatriotic Americans?

Way to live up to the stereotype guys...

By Anonymous, at 3:39 PM