October 15, 2004

(Not that there's anything wrong with that.)
Posted By Chris Crosby at 3:12 PM
BUSH IS GAY. * 115 comments

115 Comments:

No he's not...

By Blogger Haley, at 3:28 PM  

Who the fuck cares?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:47 PM  

bush sucks

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:08 PM  

your definatlly right!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:49 PM  

your bush bashing is entertaining. or maybey its bush whacking? hah hah hee.. *cough*cheesyjoke*cough*

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:12 PM  

Nothing better than a liberal engaging in homophobia. Three cheers for hypocrisy!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:24 PM  

I question the validity of your sources, not that you bothered to quote any.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:09 PM  

I was about to delete the link to this toon, but I decided it would be more fun to see what you have to say when Bush wins.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:07 PM  

It's not nice to say such mean things about gays. Some of my best friends are gay and none of them are as stupid and/or evil as George Bush. However, now that I think about it, being married to Laura is almost as bad as being Liza Minelli. Please explain your theory more.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:23 PM  

The sad part here is that people are actually taking this comment seriously, and that most of the people commenting negatively also assume a negative connotation of the word gay. So where's your hypocrisy now? Good question. (sorry for anonymous posting)

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:16 PM  

To lighten things up a tad....
PUPPIES!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:13 PM  

Bush is gay and Kerry is a raging lesbian.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:37 PM  

dude.......bush has the rednek/homophobe/nra ninja vote
kerry has the im not a retard vote
also bush has the who the fuck is kerry vote

so its the smart vs the stupid who will win?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:35 PM  

This is just sad. You know, I was actually on the fence, but I'm being pushed towards the Bush side by things like this.

As if either of them are great anyway.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:08 AM  

Gay or not, he's still the first president to lose jobs in, I think, 27 years. He, with help from Iraq, took the U.S. from a budget surplus, to a budget deficit of almost 450 billion dollars. Also with the help of Iraq, he's cost many people their lives American, and otherwise.
If I knew nothing about Kerry, it would still seem the logical choice to me to vote for him, completely on the basis of "Bush has screwed up enough, let someone else screw it up differently now."

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:25 AM  

You know what's absolutly amazing? The fact all of you knuckle dragging dumbasses can't see the fact that the economy was at an all time high on a bubble.

Guess what happens to bubbles!!1!11one!

Here's a tip: THEY BURST

The economy bubble burst and the jobs went back down to normal, if you want them that high again then get most of the people on Wallstreet excited about a revolutionary product or achievement. Then we can go back up on a bubble and it can burst and you can blame it on the nearest Republican president.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:11 AM  

Okay, it might be fun to bash bush, but its getting old.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:03 AM  

What I think is sad is that there used to be a time when I took pride in voting durring a presidential election. I felt that my vote counted, that I was doing my part as a proud american to vote for who I think is best. After seeing this years debates, commercials, and member emails from both sides, I am Ashamed! What have we come down to when instead of standing up for our issues, we're too busy backstabing the other candidate? I know it's always happened but I've never seen them sink as low as this year. I don't want either of them to run my country. This year, I'm proud NOT to vote.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:03 AM  

Not voting? Do you know where the term "idiot" comes from? Its etylmologic roots lie in the Greek word for "one who doesn't participate in elections."

Food for thought.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:31 AM  

I'm from Texas, experienced Bush as a screw up governor and now I'm sick of him as a screw up pres. I have a good friend from California, voted for the governator and admirer of Bush. We poke fun at each other over Bush all the time... What was I getting at? Right, did anyone see Edwards on Leno? Bush's battery...

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:19 AM  

hehe, let me say one phrase... LMAO

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:28 AM  

hah, reading this makes me all the more glad I`m Canadian.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:07 PM  

haha canadians pwn in this then!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:25 PM  

You know I was reading the response of a right-wing homosexual group to the Cheney's anger over Kerry's remarks in regards to their daughter. It seems that they feel the Cheneys really ought to be angry with Bush; after all, he's been demonizing homosexuals for over a year now. If anyone made homosexual an issue in this campaign, it's the conservatives trying to amend the Constitution. The left has done nothing but provide support for the needs and rights of the homosexual community.
As for Bush being gay, look at the damn cheerleader picture! Also, the man says fabulous more than the dudes on Queer Eye. Not to mention that homophobia is very telling; pick up a psychology text book and read up on Freud's defense mechanisms, like 'repression' and 'projection.'

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:40 PM  

Dude, nobody takes Freud seriously any more. Not even Freud's granddaughter.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:05 PM  

This post is added to my long list of reasons to hate liberals even though you are one (assuming that you are, I am). Stuff like this makes my point of view look so stupid.

I have to love the person who called Crosby a hypocrite, though. Completely ignoring the parenthetical comment (not that there's anything wrong with that).

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:08 PM  

*nametag* Hello my name is: socialist dictatorship
A vote for nobody, is a vote for me.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:01 PM  

And this.... THIS is why I don't follow polotics.

So i can sit back and laugh at all of you =D

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:55 PM  

It's always nice to see idiot flamers reply to an obvious troll.

By Blogger jwu, at 5:59 PM  

They probably don't want him on their team. They get enough hate without adding something that stupid and evil. And as a switch hitter I'll say this ewww no never that's like with a monkey only monkeys have redeeming moral traits.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:52 PM  

Yes, Bush is gay and shitty.


...But he's still a fuckload better than Kerry.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:55 PM  

*Sigh*
If only Sore Thumbs would be kind enough to do the whole funny-webcomic thing without the whole "LOL I HATE BUSH AREN'T I COOL LOLOLOL I REFUSE TO READ ANYTHING THAT COULD SOMEHOW INSINUATE (OOOH BIG WORD LOL) KERRY ALSO SUCKS!!!111ONEONEONE(X, where X=Y/2, and Y=2)" thing. Then this webcomic would be even better.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:25 PM  

*sigh* The whole "I hate Bush! DUUUUUUHHHHHH!!!" thing is getting really old

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:31 AM  

"dude.......bush has the rednek/homophobe/nra ninja vote
kerry has the im not a retard vote
also bush has the who the fuck is kerry vote

so its the smart vs the stupid who will win?"


Judging by the posts under this topic (let alone the rest of america) I would say the stupid people far outnumber the smart ones, if they can pick up a pencil then bush will win, he shouldnt but he probably will.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:24 AM  

Really looking for attention, eh Crosby?
Alright fine. Don't like Bush. YOu don't have to like him, you just have to accept the fact that he's going to win.

Why? Because Bush is a Dick. And Kerry is a Pussy. And Everyone else is an Asshole. And Dicks fuck pussy, but they also Fuck assholes. So Bush Fuck's everybody, so I win. You lose.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:46 AM  

^^^^^ BEST REPLY YET. XD XD XD

You know, I think the best thing to do at this point would be to write in Superman. Assuming North Korea isn't sitting on an assload of Kryptonite, he's unstoppable.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:02 AM  

well, i certainly hope america isnt stupid enough to vote him president (notice i didnt say again coz i still think he lost the last 1 and is a spoiled little brat who had live handed to him and went crying to daddy when he was loosing). I mean seriously, he lies to them/takes away their liberties(land of the free indeed)/and brings war to the world yet still they vote for him because:
"My daddy did and his daddy did and all my family did, so ill just vote for him too because im too stupid to understand democracy."
seriously people, wake up and smell the bullshit

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:40 AM  

While Bush is automatically panzified (probably not a real word) by him being a cheerleader, but I know sure as hell he's not gay...ok, PROBABLY not gay.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:53 AM  

Man, pretty wacky thing to even talk about. SO....MONKEYS!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:18 AM  

I find it amusing that the american government actually helped Saddam Hussein come into power in Iraq.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:58 AM  

No he can't be! Now I'll really have to join EXGAY!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:44 AM  

bush is not gay but he is a idiot and a moron
now stop it whith the homophoba
homophoba is for consevatives

of corse kerry isint verry smart eather

when bush won in 2000 i sead i cant wait for 2004
now the elections havint evean started yet and i cant wait for 2008

personaly i despise librals and consevatives

librials are easy to minupulate just tell them somethings wrong and thay jump to fix it not stoping to think it might not be broken and soporting things like afirmative action and gun countrool
and protesting good things like nukler power (nukes are verry safe and you are more likly to get canser in a cloal mine than a nuke plant)

but consravives are just as big retards to stoborn to do anything
and regecting good thigs like stem cell recerch ,cloning, and violent video games
and wount admit that cristanity is an outdated reloigon
and that evolution is true

-icarus
-aka. alex the greater
-aka. shadowknife
-aka. demonslayer
-aka. dalilad@yahoo.com

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:33 AM  

Hey! I want to join in the conversation! Look, look, look! I can generalize everything! Every liberal ever has been a great person and every conservative is a homophobic idiot douchebag! And Bush? Bush is a stupid Nazi who is dumb! Aren't I being UNIQUE? Vote for Kerry! Yay!

(Note: I despise Bush, but I also loathe Kerry. They're both dumbasses, but their dumbassery is on different things. No matter who wins, it's going to be the same old bullshit as always.)

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:17 PM  

I'll agree that if Kerry gets elected then it will be the same old bullshit as always. But if Bush gets elected, or steals the election, well, nuclear war isn't the same old bullshit.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:51 PM  

^ Heh.

Anyway, I think there's a substantial body of literature supporting the fact that a good size percentage of homophobes are actually repressed homosexuals with an inferiority complex. And considering the shit Bush has been proposing, (Not to mention the fact he's from TEXAS) I think it's pretty clear he's a homophobe.

And a Cheerleader? Draw your own conclusions.

In conclusion: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/bush-bs.html

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:26 PM  

hehe!! this makes me giggle ^^ he just wrote something random and now there's a flame fest!

...no pun intended.

ok so maybe there was a little word play there..

<3 Lalen

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:31 PM  

Before I begin, I would like to state that I am in fact a conservative. I’d also like to mention that I can agree with Kerry on some points, despite me being a “right wing nut job”.

While I am voting for Bush, and not because my family is or my family has, because in fact some are not, the implication that is why I am voting for bush is highly offensive, immature, and an uneducated comment.

But then, I have to consider how most people vote, uneducated. Instead of learning the facts and learning what “lies” are being told during debates they simply take what words are being crammed down their throats. Yes both parties lie, unfortunately that’s part of what they do. It is YOUR job to find the answers, which is fairly easy to do considering the internet… and factual locations, not just any idiot that can type, can be found.

Also, truly look at what all of you are saying. While I generally disagree with liberalist and actually cannot even fathom what goes on through that gray mass we refer to as a brain, there are few that I can actually get along with.

However, when I came here expecting at least a shred of maturity I seem to find it lacking in most of these posts. And mind you most of them are liberals speaking…. I’d also assume, whether that’s a wise thing to do, that most of you are of the voting age or above (18+, I myself being 19.) and that you would have the maturity within you to post mature, and inoffensive post. Which again, I find lacking in this thread.

Is this the message you want to send to others? Is this the image you want placed upon liberals? Honestly, suck it up, grow up and set a good example for your party.

My comments are not intended to be shrewd or offensive, I simply wish to outline a few things that I found needed to be addressed here and encourage you to post maturely in a fashion that is befitting to adults. And to go along with that, have fun! :)

By Blogger JessicaMarie, at 9:48 PM  

Dude? Did you seriously just post that? Are you kidding me? I mean I am liberal and against Bush in every respect, and while our views are probably very simliar this is the most immature piece of crap I have ever read. Usually I wouldn't even bother responding to stuff like this but, really? Come on man. Jesus christ. I mean it's one thing to promote your views through this medium but do you seriously always have to be such a prick? I think I've had enough Sore Thumbs and Superosity for a while (I don't mean that as a threat or anything I seriously just can't deal with your attidue anymore).

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:20 AM  

Ugh. Well. I liked the comic for a while, and even tho me, a vehement Bush-hater, got tired of the 'I hate republicans and Bush' rhetoric in the comic(way to only enforce the huge gap between democrats and republics, that'll get what needs to be done done!), the apparent sexism of a lot of you and your readers, not to mention the two year old humor (oh noes gay!) is what's getting me to quit reading your comic. Nice job. Keep up the work.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:13 AM  

can everybody just calm down, breath, and LAUGH FOR A GODDAMN MINUTE? jesus- chris's comics are sources of HUMOR, not forums for deep and meaningful political discussion. that's fox news, right?
the point is all of us respond differently to the anxiety of this impending election. some of us get extremely uptight and sensitive to any criticism of our chosen candidate, and on the other end, people just throw up their hands and try to laugh at how serious EVERYONE is becoming. in the middle, you have folks who know what they believe, are confident and secure with it, and as a result are able to take some gentle, good-natured ribbing from both sides.
i know this election is probably the most important in a generation, but it doesn't mean we have to have a goddamn civil war over it. we have a long tradition in this country of rolling over when our man loses. my advice is if your man wins, be happy, but don't gloat. if he loses, get ready to roll over and wait for 2008.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:48 AM  

Hey now is you think Bush sucks the say he sucks.
Being gay does not mean some one sucks. Keep that in mind fools

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:30 AM  

Actually if you were not a pop psych idiot, you would know that while the industry doesn’t like the man those that have credibility still say his theories are sound you just have to taken his personal BS out of them.
About Bush: Yes the boom busting was not his fault or really anyone’s and no one saw the financial atrocities coming and put laws into effect protecting the average Joe from Enron and the like. Though bush's campaign was funded by them and haliburton and they got away scott free while peopl lost the ability to retire and send their kids to school. Here is where you’re a moral and economic idiot. He like Reagan, and not his father, is trying to strave the beast (read a book to find out what I am talking about) or "social programs". He is purposefully driving up the deficit; he did not want a surplus, which was caused not by to much taxation but by the bubble. You can see evidence about this in education, law enforcement, health care, and the list goes on.
The war in Iraq is about recovering the family jewels and creating a vacuum to continue the down ward spiral our economy (which if you believe it is recovering you even a bigger idiot because the figures they use are unemployeement and the stockmarket which are horribly missleading) than Sadam who duh was a bad guy but Zimbabwe is twenty times worse but instead of a oil kingdom was the breadbasket of southern Africa, and there lies our lack of interest.
So if you do not have degrees in political science, public administration, and economics keep your uneducated from spouting crap especially when that crap is looking at one fact and ignoring the rest.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:34 AM  

Nothing better than a pack of frothing morons jumping on a single comment.

The extremeist liberals hailed it as genius, while the conservatives chanted homophobia and idiocy.

THE IDEA WAS TO GET A REACTION OUT OF YOU, FUCKTARDS!

Jesus, don't you get that? Have none of you heard of a forum troll? He felt like randomly pissing people off. Grow a danm brain.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:08 AM  

Reading all this makes me so glad I'm British.

(Would it help that I think they're BOTH dickheads?)

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:27 PM  

Wait, do you mean gay as in he likes the buttsex with other men (or just oral :) ) or that he is lame? Like the way the kids use the word "gay" as in, "Damn, Chuck E. Cheese is fukcing gay."

Because I totally agree with the latter, but not the former. I think Bush digs the bush, not the sausage.

-poormojo

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:33 PM  

I'd hit it.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:35 PM  

LOL. This is a riot. How three simple words, with no commentary or coloring or judgment appended, can raise up such a shitstorm of people practically drowning themselves in assumptions. Is he insulting Bush? Or insulting gay people? I haven't read all the comments, but has nobody assumed that the post might be meant as a COMPLIMENT to Bush? Or to gays? Or a sardonic observation on changing mores? Or even yet, why is everyone assuming "gay" means homosexual? The post could be an observation on Bush's happy attitude towards his lead in the polls. ("Gay" did exist as an adjective for centuries before it was applied to homosexuality, after all.) All in all, an excellent exercise in bull-baiting. My compliments to the chef!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:19 PM  

Wow, this is pretty rediculous. I'm not old enough to vote in this election, just a few months too young. Really, I wish I was old enough. Helping to get Bush out of office would have been one of the proudest moments in my life. Most of you people are really acting like a bunch of 2-year-olds. You don't realize that this is at best, a poorly exicuted joke, and at worse a comment to illicit a reaction from you all. If that was the case, it certainly worked. If you've read this comic from the start, you'd probably notice that EVERY character makes fun of something. Not just Bush, although he is the target of alot of jokes. Liberal viewpoints come under attack, too. Just take it in stride and laugh with it. Or don't, if you don't find it funny. Kudos to everyone who can do that, no matter your political viewpoints.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:23 PM  

urg! everybody, have you ever heard of trolling for fish, where you drag a line across the bottom of the sea and hope some fish will nibble at it? that is what STO is doing, and you are nibbling at the bait. some of you have even bitten it all of the way. if i were voting age (just a few years too young) i don't know who i would vote for, because instead of saying what they will do for america, each candidate instead says how the other will screw up america. have you ever been in a quarrel where you do something bad, then the other person does something worse, until you feel like scum? that is what the candidates are doing. all that they are showing me is that they are imature. really, the title "BUSH IS GAY" was just used to get some reactions from you people for the purpose of seeing what they are. heck, the author of STO could be taking all of our reactions and using them as a psychology project in school, so don't lose your cool.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:35 PM  

Wow. I wouild have assummed that he was using gay in the immature, southparkian sence. As in, "dude, don't be gay" or "we have homework? that's gay."

To state that presedent bush is homosexual, esp. w/out citeing any sources, is just stupid. not that it's not possible, but it really seemed like that's not what he ment.

As far as my political views? Communist, baby.
I wish I was canadian, though. then I wouldn't have to put up with this old man wankfest we call elections.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:18 PM  

The connotation of gay? What about the connotation of bush? No one said he was talking about the President...

For that matter, what about 'is'? I suppose that depends on what your definition of 'is' is...

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:39 AM  

Yeah! You know that big bush right outside your window, boys? It's enjoying watching you get nekkid!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:26 AM  

Most of you who responded are just so dumb.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:04 AM  

Would you morons learn English?

"Your"
Used as a modifier before a noun: your boots; your accomplishments.
A person's; one's: The light switch is on your right.
Informal. Used with little or no sense of possession to indicate a type familiar to the listener: your basic three-story frame house.

I believe you guys want to use the word "you're" And don't tell me to shut up about spelling on the internet because you're using a completely different word. What you want to say it for example
You are right NOT
Your right...
Your right would mean the person you're talking to owns a right? WTF... it makes as much sense as if I said.

You are dog is pretty cool. As opposed to
Your dog is pretty cool.

So please use words that fit... if we all decide to use whatever word we want wherever we want I can make a sentence like this.

Poop wang balls cock idiot love wang. That means
You guys needs to learn some English.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:34 AM  

Honestly, do you Americans want to get your heads out of sand and realise something for a moment?
The rest of the world is either laughing there heads off at you or wondering if the whole "kill the president" act is too old. Ever since Bush has been in, there has been a massive leap in the Anti-American cause. And I'm not talking about countries like Iraq. Hell, I'm Australian and would love no better then to aim a gun at Bush's hollow head. If one of my friends didn't get there first.
And since you guys voted him for him in the first place...guess who is second on the "largest idiot" list?
Bush is bad for your image (among other things)but obiviously you guys are gonna vote him in again. Idiots.
"I love all of human kind - except Americans" (Samual Johnson)

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:57 AM  

That's a classic.

Post a mild rant about people's grammar or spelling and get the examples so completely muddled as to be indecipherable.

Your - means belonging to.

You're - a contraction of you are.

Here are some others that I'm sick of seeing on the Internet.

Rediculous. Correct spelling: RIDICULOUS.

Its - means characteristic or property of the object that "it" is used in place of.

It's - contraction of it is, NOT belonging to "it".


As to the original, incendiary, "BUSH IS GAY" comment. Well, the author is entitled to his opinion. I'll admit I would have been more inclined to agee if the wording had been "BUSH IS A CRETIN".

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:07 AM  

"The sad part here is that people are actually taking this comment seriously, and that most of the people commenting negatively also assume a negative connotation of the word gay. So where's your hypocrisy now? Good question. (sorry for anonymous posting)"

That's just silly - the structure of the comment, experience of sorethumbs and a knowledge of modern american culture shows us that the original comment implied that 'gay' is a bad thing.

Which is funny, considering it once meant happy... oh, the world would be a better place if more people had read The Gay Science.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:48 AM  

The assumptions? From what I've seen, there's been Bush-bashing long since before, so isn't it only natural to think that it was intended as an insult?

Also, the "Not that there's anything wrong with that" part is a reference to Seinfeld. Somehow, I don't think that it's meant to soften the blow, but rather to add a bit of sarcasm to it. That may just be my opinion, however.

But to me and many others, it makes no sense to use "It is gay" as a derogatory term, no matter the circumstances. When used on inanimate objects, the adjective "gay" has no meaning, as "happy" and "homosexual" cannot apply to inanimate objects in the first place.

When used on people in this manner, it becomes nothing more than an empty attack. Obviously, if one is talking in a negative fashion without knowing for certain the sexual orientation (or state of happiness) of the person... there must be a larger issue.

Rather than saying "He's so gay", one might say "He's so stupid", or "I don't like him", or even "I hate that motherfucking cockbite". All of those are relevant to the point being made whereas "He's happy" or "He's homosexual" rarely make any sense in context.

"Dude, Bush is SOOOOO gay!"
"Actually, he has a wife and children."
"No, no, I mean he's dumb."

Even if it is meant in a literal sense "He's a homosexual"... where's the proof? And even if he was frutier than Toucan Sam... who cares?

Bash him all you like, but there are a virtual plethora of ways to express displeasure that not only keep you from sounding unintelligent, but also may raise peoples' opinions of you.

Flame all you like. Just my viewpoint.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:04 AM  

I'm voting for Bush just to negate your vote against him.


--Asukablue

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:40 AM  

this electon will be a, who can do the least damage in power i think if bush goes again he will hopefully tie everything up with his war and then next election hilary will run so that will be good but if kerry wins it will be eight years of his rule and god nows what he will do

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:01 AM  

another thing is kerry will try to pass gay marrages which way cause everyone else to try to change things like gun rules and drugs and imagration or he may give tons of money to other countrys and well will be in a hole although bush is blowing billions on his war so who knows what we can expet in the next four years

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:04 AM  

another thing is kerry will try to pass gay marrages which way cause everyone else to try to change things like gun rules and drugs and imagration or he may give tons of money to other countrys and well will be in a hole although bush is blowing billions on his war so who knows what we can expet in the next four years

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:05 AM  

I'd still hit it.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:22 AM  

My God.....
Don't you people posting have any thing better to do
Oh... and to that economic bubble guy, jobs avalibility did not go back to the way they were it became worser after the fall of the surplux.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:03 AM  

Life was calm, as normal as could be
They threw a big election and they put it on TV
We sat and watched the votes come in, and everything was fine
Except for the state that couldn't make up its mind

BLAME FLORIDA! BLAME FLORIDA!
Ever since election day, the Cubans float the other way
BLAME FLORIDA! BLAME FLORIDA!
That's why Elian is never coming back

Other states avoided this mistake
They used the kind of ballot that is really hard to break
Floridians can tie their shoes and even zip their pants
But punching a hole was apparently too advanced

BLAME FLORIDA! BLAME FLORIDA!

(And this year, let's blame the unbiased *cough*bullshit*cough* reporting of Fox News)

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:37 AM  

And the whole point of these rants and comments was...?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:07 PM  

"I'm voting for Bush just to negate your vote against him.


--Asukablue"

Someone wasn't paying attention in their social studies classes. We have this funny system in the United States, its called the electoral college. Each state gets a certain number of votes, based on their population. Each vote does not neccesarily count. If you vote for bush, and your state gives its electoral votes to kerry, your vote does nothing except give statistics. Therefore, you're not negating anything.

The irony is overwhelming.

Do you not realize you're giving the exact response he wanted to get?

This is exactly why I'm moving to Canada.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:11 PM  

WE DON'T WANT HIM.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:45 PM  

There once was a homo named Bush
Who asked Cheney to fuck his sweet tush
Then Ashcroft joined in
With a dong long and slim
Now the president's rectum is mush.

This concludes another episode of "Bad Limerick Theatre." That'll be two bits, please.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:49 AM  

all you people suck. vote nader. yeah. i said it.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:34 AM  

This was really, truly funny stuff....good read.

To the Austrailian: I agree, I'm amazed no one's even attempted to whack him yet.

To anyone thinking of voting for Bush, for whatever reason: Please think of the friends and families of the 1100-some and counting dead American servicemen involved in the Bush/Cheney/Haliburton/Oil War. These lives have been pointlessly wasted, and Bush&Cheney Inc. will continue to use your countrymen's lives as tools to achieve their financial goals while playing a game of Nuclear Brinkmanship with the Korean peninsula and making loud noises about protecting the U.S. from the Axis of Evil.

Thanks.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:51 PM  

Bush is a Moron...
Kerry is a Joke...
It doesn't really matter Bush already won the 2004 election by 2002, the organiztions that COUNT the votes
are all run by high-ranking Republicans....

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:22 PM  

"Bush is Gaaay"
Oh yeah, real mature.
Grow up, you sound like a 12 year old.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:00 PM  

Damn, I totally agree.
The way I percieve it, you're saying that he's just a big whack-job idiot whom should be shocked with tasers for the right of his life.
...But maybe that's just me.

GO KERRY!

By Blogger Aerial Good, at 7:11 PM  

Since this is obviously not intended to be a serious discussion, I would like to mention a comparison my GF made. Has anyone else noticed that George 'Dubya' not only looks simian, but also rants and talks in circles, saying the same thing a thousand different ways (like we will start to agree with him somehow), much like Mojo Jojo from the Powerpuff Girls? Then there's also the total lack of common sense and delusions of grandeur, of course. Finally, if 'Dubya' is Mojo, does that make the Dixie Chicks the PPG's? Damn, this election is stupid...

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:21 PM  

'librials are easy to minupulate just tell them somethings wrong and thay jump to fix it not stoping to think it might not be broken and soporting things like afirmative action and gun countrool
and protesting good things like nukler power (nukes are verry safe and you are more likly to get canser in a cloal mine than a nuke plant)'

How about some support for people who successfully completed sixth grade english? But then again, Bush doesn't sound like he did, either...

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:33 PM  

What we really have here is a bunch of whiny Democrats who just plain can't accept the fact that Bush _won_ the election. To try and justify their angst they run around talking stupid shit about Bush being stupid (proven to be untrue), Bush being gay (ludicrous).

People who post on these remind me of why I hate liberals so much. I'll be voting Bush proudly, and laughing at you poor schmucks when he wins AGAIN.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:10 PM  

Male cheerleaders = The kickass!

Of course, I wouldn't vote for a guy simply because he'd be up for the getting jiggy with some pom-pom's.

http://www.johnkerryisadouchebagbutimvotingforhimanyway.com/

Liberals and Conservatives both suck ass, but I have to go with what I see as the lesser of two evils.

P.S. I'd consider voting Bush if he'd dress up in a female cheerleading uniform and do a cheer. That'd be kinda cool to see. :) Kerry would only be able to top that by making out with John Edwards. ^__^

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:05 PM  

Mmm, Troll *swallows it hook, line and sinker*

Heh. Sorta funny thought though. If he really was a homosexual I mean. Sorta like how Hitler was part Jew.

*badabom, badaching* This thread is now officially dead and beyond logics. Since threads virtually never can recover sanitywise after somebody drags comparisons to nazis into the game. :-p
Not that this thread wasn't screwed up already ^__^
C'mon people, don't take life too seriously, you're not getting out of it alive. Just because politics concerns everybody doesn't mean one should suddenly lose all of ones intelligence when that topic pops up.



random interesting political cartoon:
http://www.idrewthis.org <-- beware of bush critisism.


-Shadow

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:12 AM  

This thread makes Baby Jesus cry.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:53 AM  

"well, i certainly hope america isnt stupid enough to vote him president (notice i didnt say again coz i still think he lost the last 1 and is a spoiled little brat who had live handed to him and went crying to daddy when he was loosing). I mean seriously, he lies to them/takes away their liberties(land of the free indeed)/and brings war to the world yet still they vote for him because:
"My daddy did and his daddy did and all my family did, so ill just vote for him too because im too stupid to understand democracy."
seriously people, wake up and smell the bullshit"



Who's too stupid to understand democracy? Two words: "ELECTORAL COLLEGE."

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:30 PM  

Two more words: "GOVERNOR JEB".

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:33 PM  

Thank you for giving me the opportunity to speak my mind. I lost my job this past year. When Clinton was president I was secure and prosperous, but in the last year, we had to close our operations. We simply could not compete with foreign labor. This foreign labor worked for low pay under very bad conditions. They worked very long shifts, and many even died on the job. This competition could hardly be called "fair." I was forced out of the place where I had worked for 34 years. Not a single government program was there to help me. How can Bush call himself "compassionate"?

Far worse, I lost two of my sons in Bush's evil war in Iraq. They gave their lives for their country, and for what? So that Bush's oil buddies can get rich.

My pain of losing my sons is indescribable. While it is trivial next to the loss of my sons, I regret to say that I also lost my home. I simply have nothing left.

How can Bush call himself a Christian when he neglects people like me? I am a senior citizen with various medical problems. I'm not in a position where I can begin a new career. I was reduced to the point where I had to live in a hole in a ground, all because of President Bush. And when the authorities found me there, did they have any compassion for my misfortune and ailments? No, I was arrested.

Mr. Bush, I dare you to look me in the face and tell me you are a compassionate man! I dare you to look me in the face and tell me you are a Christian! If I had any money left, I would donate it to the Democrat Party. If Al Gore had been elected in 2000 I would still have a job, a home, and most importantly, my dear sons!

Regards,


Saddam Hussein

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:05 PM  

anyone know that there's something like 12 other candidates running? not that the united socialist party or the fascist party are ever going to win a lot of votes...

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:24 PM  

I hate you all.
I can only hope the human race kills itself off quickly.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:12 PM  

This has to be the most hilarious non-discussion I've ever seen. It's almost as funny as the comic. Honestly. I think he does this to fish for material. A lot of this stuff would fit well in the comic on both sides.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:15 AM  

You know, other than the stuff we're raising in captivity, if all humans and their civilization suddenly vanished, it would have no adverse effects on any environment, anywhere on earth?

As for Bush being gay, does not having sex with his wife count? I doubt she's touched the prick in years...

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:26 AM  

Why are people actually taking that comment seriously? 0_o I mean come on people, even if you don't think it was funny, lighten up.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:42 AM  

Dudes, GET OVER IT! the election has been over for to long for you people to still be biching about it, for or against bush. It does not matter how much you hate him because you can't do anything about it. Also, don't get all technical with "Oh, bush doesn't really sleep with men". If all you have to say is something that sensless, then just shut up alredy.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:35 PM  

your right, bush is gay, also canadians suck, and smoke pot i guess. and kerry's gay too, just he's for other gays and bush isnt. that closet queer...

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:28 AM  

Dude (lights large doobie and has a draw), can you really blame us Canadians for liking leaf so much? 'Sides, we're more than willing to share with you guys as long as you bring the beer to the party.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:12 AM  

nah its cool, if i wanted to put a big cylindrical object in my mouth and suck on it all day i'd be like Bush... you know, cause Bush is gay. and if i wanted to do that i'd be gay too. cause a man putting a big cylindrical object his mouth and sucking on it would have a homo-erotic effect.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:27 PM  

ALL YOU FUCKING AMERICANS ARE FUCKING GAY ARE WAR-HUNGRY!!!!!!!

Tho comic rocks! ME WANT NUDE PICS OF THE HOT GIRL WITH THE HUGE BOOBS!!!!!!!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:42 PM  

wow someone needs help! but its ok theres still hope! this site will provide a faq with the help canadians need!

http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2004-11-03&res=l

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:26 PM  

Fuck you all



MCL

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:28 PM  

MCL

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:29 PM  

I can't believe "BUSH IS GAY" got over a hundred comments!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:33 PM  

108 now

By Blogger thehatinthecat, at 6:07 AM  

bush is a fag that likes getting raped by ugly canadians. and afghanistan jokers.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:28 AM  

You people are totally hilarious :D Reading all these writings(of which at least half were retarded)totally made my day! I still can't believe this topic got over 100 posts! I totally agree btw. This was probably just to provoke you all to rant so the artist can laugh at you all:D I certainly laughed + I'm twice more happy that I'm Finnish now ^ ^

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:17 PM  

Bisexual Republicans like both Bush and Dick.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:57 AM  

A gay person would never lie to his people about his actual goals in a forign country, put this country into one of it's biggest deficits, think of the coporations first and the 1% rich, a real gay president would demand for the rights of all minorities including woman and GAYS! Please don't insult gays by calling are not even very metrosexual cowboy of a president gay!

Peace, Love, and Anarchy,
Kyle

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:40 PM  

and now blogs are officially useless

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:42 AM  

All of you people are dumb, can't you see this is what he wants, he doesn't really believe that, he just diceded to see you he could get a rise out of.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:25 PM  

Dude, Bush is totally gay. All other Republicans are also gay. In fact, everyone who I dislike is gay. Actually, I just like to say the word 'gay'. Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay! Doesn't that make me sound so witty? No? Bet you're gay.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:41 PM  

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