April 14, 2004

Silver Bullet = Door

Posted By Chris Crosby at 7:25 PM

I'm really tired of the idiot assholes who run our country saying that there was absolutely no way to prevent 9-11, or at the very least, there was no "Silver Bullet" to prevent 9-11. THERE WAS A SILVER BULLET. And it wasn't invading Afghanistan, or killing Osama Bin Laden, or any of that crap.

The Silver Bullet was... A LOCKED COCKPIT DOOR. That ALONE would've kept hijackers from piloting the planes into buildings. Something would've kept them out of the cockpit. A DOOR. With a LOCK ON IT. When the pretty much foolproof solution to preventing one of the most horrible tragedies in American history is a DOOR, you cannot call it UNPREVENTABLE. AAAARRRGGG!

April and May 2001: The White House receives intelligence briefings with titles like "Bin Laden planning multiple operations," "Bin Laden network's plans advancing" and "Bin Laden threats are real."

August 6, 2001: Bush is handed a Presidential Daily Briefing with the title "Bin Laden Determined To Attack Inside The United States" and warns of possible airline hijackings and attacks on New York. Colin Powell suggests that maybe Bush should do something about all the Bin Laden shit, like order the airlines to buy some friggin' cockpit doors that lock and stuff. Thinking Colin Powell is his caddy, Bush violently rapes him, and then goes golfing.

Okay, I made the last two sentences up (though he did go golfing). But if I was George W. Bush I would not admit that, because it's POSSIBLE that Bush COULD have violently raped Colin Powell. He could've done it while hiding in a Turkey Farm so nobody could see it! 'Cause a President that hides something is a President afraid of getting caught. * 0 comments

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