April 22, 2004

Mike Wilson Murders American Puppies Because They Believe In Jesus: A New Documentary Coming This Summer

Posted By Chris Crosby at 12:58 PM

The attack dogs have gotten people so brainwashed, it almost seems like nobody ever sticks up for good ol' Michael Moore anymore, not even some liberals (he's just our version of Rush Limbaugh, right?). So let me do a bit of that right now as best I can.

Michael Moore's new documentary FAHRENHEIT 911 is now an official selection of the Cannes Film Festival and will be released this summer, and already the attack dogs are responding. THE DRUDGE REPORT has decided it's actually newsworthy that Michael Moore's website is hosted by a Canadian company (with an office in Beverly Hills, CA), as if that makes him a traitor to America. (Has the world actually turned into the SOUTH PARK movie?)

Meanwhile, before even declaring war on Iraq, the Bush administration is showing our TOP SECRET WAR PLANS to Prince Bandar (who Dubya nicknamed "Bandar Bush," seriously!), their best pal from the BRUTAL DICTATORSHIP known as Saudi Arabia. This is a country that teaches their children to hate America (Christian and Jewish Americans, especially) in school and that most of the 9-11 hijackers (and Bin Laden) are from. Talk about outsourcing! Yeah, MICHAEL MOORE is the traitor.

Even more laughably, there's a new feature documentary by some guy named Mike Wilson set for release this summer called MICHAEL MOORE HATES AMERICA (even the TITLE is a slanderous lie!). The trailer is one of the dumbest things I've ever seen, and I've seen (and created) a LOT of dumb things. The guy who is making it appears to be one of those nutty people who not only completely missed the point of BOWLING FOR COLUMBINE, but also believes that the whole thing was filmed on the Universal Studios backlot because the possibility that a bank exists that would give you a gun when you open an account is CRAAAZ-AAY! They're the same kind of people who point out that Al Franken is a liar because the Bush Administration had NO actual plan called "Operation: Ignore" (that was the title of the chapter in his book LIES & THE LYING LIARS WHO TELL THEM about Bush's actions leading up to 9-11).

If YOU are that kind of person, and I pray you're not, I beg you to read Moore's side of the story.

The biggest lie of them all is that Michael Moore is the Rush Limbaugh of the left. He's NOT. Michael Moore is NOT a mouthpiece for the Democratic party (he campaigned for friggin' NADER in 2000!), like Rush is for the Republicans. And he is NOT a habitual liar, like Rush has been since he first went on air. Like Rush, he may be "over the top" at times, but to say he's no different than Rush is just STUPID (or "ignorant," as Michael Jefferson might say). And saying he hates America is just SAD and WRONG.

The many people who disagree with me (sadly, I know there are many) should take it to the Forums. I'll read your E-Mail but I probably won't reply to them, it just takes too damn long. (Now I understand why Michael Moore never replies to my E-Mail.)
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